---
product_id: 55358679
title: "Pinky Punky (Mallett's Mallett)"
brand: "timmy mallet"
price: "FREE"
currency: GBP
in_stock: false
reviews_count: 8
url: https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/55358679-pinky-punky-malletts-mallett
store_origin: GB
region: United Kingdom
---

# Pinky Punky (Mallett's Mallett)

**Brand:** timmy mallet
**Price:** FREE
**Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock

## Quick Answers

- **What is this?** Pinky Punky (Mallett's Mallett) by timmy mallet
- **How much does it cost?** FREE with free shipping
- **Is it available?** Currently out of stock
- **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.uk](https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/55358679-pinky-punky-malletts-mallett)

## Best For

- timmy mallet enthusiasts

## Why This Product

- Trusted timmy mallet brand quality
- Free international shipping included
- Worldwide delivery with tracking
- 15-day hassle-free returns

## Description

There was a time when the Wide Awake Club (or WAC, as children everywhere knew it), and, subsequently Wacaday, rode high in the nation's television ratings at breakfast time. As Saturday morning entertainment went, it was a familiar mix of fun, slapstick and the now inevitable set of adults behaving like children. (You wouldn't find Muffin the Mule throwing a custard pie or being savagely 'gunged', of course, but these are changed days and that's a different matter.) Back when Timmy Mallett was in his prime and Margaret Thatcher was in No.10, receiving a boffing from Pinky Punky was the equivalent of being gnawed by Emu a decade earlier. The implication was clear. By boffed on the bonce by Mallett's Mallet and you had arrived. Now you can re-enact all manner of early morning televisual japery with the help of a completely authentic, Mallett-authorised version of Pinky Punky in your very own home - and get a free signed photograph of the man himself for good measure. Lovingly made with a soft foam centre and a colourful fabric outer, it's there to be discovered - and used as an offensive play weapon - by a whole new generation. Be afraid.

## Images

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## Customer Reviews

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    Expensive but good
  

*by M***N on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 24 January 2017*

Good quality, delivered fast and kids and adults love it but it is very expensive for what it is! Mine had the added bonus of also coming with a detachable Hawaiian shirt for the handle

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    utterly brilliant
  

*by D***  on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 20 May 2021*

came quick and good quality too

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 







  
  
    Fond memories of childhood
  

*by C***E on Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 15 November 2017*

I have been trying to buy this elsewhere for weeks! Really pleased with the item and it arrived really quickly.  It’s a gift for my brother so I hope he is as pleased with it as I am!

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*Product available on Desertcart United Kingdom*
*Store origin: GB*
*Last updated: 2026-05-18*