Black Sex Machine for Men

I thought that might grab your attention with the title. I really wanted to get a sex machine and there was so many options and I didn’t wanna make the jump into the $300-$2000 range just to test something that I was unfamiliar with. That said, I stumbled upon this one for only $60. You can spend that on a good night or going out to dinner so I figured if at the very least it died after a month I would’ve gotten my moneys worth. Like many of the reviews say he is a noisy one, but not in the complaining after work asking when dinner is ready type of way. The design is simple. It comes melted on a platform with four suction cups that can be removed. I never tried to use the suction cups. I would always put it up against the wall or some sort of obstruction to keep it from moving. Depending on how your play goes down there, you can move it back if there’s nothing to stop it from moving. I figured on the floor where it could suction cup too would be uncomfortable so I opted not to ever try that. In the picture you can see that it is mounted to something which is actually a cushion from a weight bench. We screwed right into the wood of the platform to make a stable base that could bring it farther away from the wall. I usually just slide that part underneath the couch and the back of the machine will stop it which also helps deaden some of the noise. It does get loud at the higher speeds but most of the time when you’re having fun you have music on in the background and the music will be loud enough to drown it out. I’m not saying that if you’re in an apartment and you live upstairs, they won’t hear it from below but I doubt that’s much of a concern other than you worrying that if someone does hear. What would they say anyway? I think they just be happy that you’re having a good time. I was worried about the overall construction, but it has been extremely reliable. I was so worried about it that I bought another one because I really love the machine. It gave me releases. I didn’t know I could have and I am very addicted to it. Extremely addicted to it. I can spend hours on it. I’m for real! I even had to get a tarp cuz everything gets wet lol. I was worried that the machine would not work one day when I needed to distress so I bought another one as a back up. I still haven’t needed to use it and I bought this one in 2023 and the other one in 2024. My favorite attachment out of all of them is the rigid 8 inch one. You can tell which one this is because the outside of the lovesick can be rolled off, kind of like a condom, but it’s much thicker. The only negative I have to say would be about that one because I love it so much. It feels extremely realistic, and the fact that it stays rigid amplifies, how good it feels. The downside is lubrication and creep inside, and it can slide around and make weird angles on tip. Sometimes this can work to your advantage because it hits different spots than it normally does. I was happy to know that you could buy separate attachments because I don’t think my very first one was cleaned the right way in terms of me using too much hot water and not letting it shrink in size. I did re-boil them and then put them in cold water later, which did correct a lot of those issues but my first one was not properly cared for even though it was thoroughly cleaned. I was pleased to see that you could buy those actual attachments because where you can find XLR attachments all over you can hardly find ones that have a solid shaft down the middle surrounded by the lifelike material that makes it feel oh so good. My best advice is give this one a shot. Most of them are a little more that look about the same pricing around $80-$100 plus. It’s the same general design with the housing the suction cups, but the attachments are different. I’m willing to bet that they’re all made the same, but I can’t complain at all about this machine. My releases are intense, and I will clamp down like a vice. You would think the machine would break from it. Yes it can bog down but it gives it this nice very strong and firm slow thrust that feels incredible while you’re finishing up for your round two, three, four and so on. I know this review is intense and you might even be drooling a little bit or even better completely moist lol. I waited a long time to post my review but within a month I knew I made a solid purchase. They even sell replacement attachments, suction cup attachments, extensions, you can even get adapters to change the XLR to click lock. I wouldn’t recommend the remote control because it cuts itself off and it doesn’t give you the full range of stock to full speed. It just gives you a range, depending on where the dial of the machine is. For example, if you turn the machine all the way up in the remote control is on then at the lowest setting the slowest for the remote. The machine is going at a decent speed instead of stopped, but if you increase the speed, it will go to full speed, but unfortunately, it cuts itself off and I can’t understand why. That’s not a big deal. There are other controllers and this review is not about that. It’s about the machine and it’s particular attachments. The other attachments like I said, we’re kind of soft and they might actually work as entry-level into what you’re into. I however, have a pretty exotic life. You could be living that life too so what are you waiting for? Hit that buy button. What can be better than man that you don’t have to feed, you don’t have to listen to complain, you don’t have to rub his feet, and you don’t have to smell his farts. If that didn’t sell you a good picture then replace man with trans woman and the fact remains the same instead she’s gonna feed you and you’re gonna want it. The first one finally got a little loose and it just took tightening up a few things for it to be nice and smooth again as you see in the video. This was well after a year of use.

I was on the fence about this product for a while but after years od wanting it i wanted to play it safe by buying a cheaper addition! This little guy's is a great start honestly! The attachment are perfect for beginners (such as myself), the setup is super duper easy, and the orgasms are worth it! It's a medium size which is convenient for easy storage and cleaning and same for the attachment very easy to store away in a toy drawer / container / etc. Ofc i do agree that it is a little loud but not louder than a hair blow dryer and not as quiet as a hand-held vibrator! You can cover the noise with a TV show and it should do the job BEHIND closed doors. Otherwise I have no more cons, if you are considering it due to its cheap price I say go for it! It was cheap and a good first start if you don't want to spend a lot of money!

It was ok but not what we were expecting. One attachment was workable but the others are too flimsy and doesn't work well as it thrusts. They are TOO bendy. The way it sits makes it difficult to positioning when trying to use. Need to elevate self or it. It does adjust in some way but not like was hope suction isn't terrible but have to use it on certain stuff or it moves backwards. Pretty noisy as well. Expect some but not like this.

This is a decent machine, could be a little more sturdy.

All you really need is the gun part and not the base. And you can hold it in place where you want it with your feet. However it is loud

Its super sturdy. Very straight forward to use, its very very potent, too much lol. It has suction so its not going anywhere even with the highest setting. Attatchments are super easy to put in and to clean.

The Machine delivers good quality and a customizable, satisfying experience every time. It is a bit loud and its durability leaves a lot to be desired but it’s still a game-changer for intimate moments.

.up loosening pre out with penitrate tho th force the have not does it and , screws tighten the of one out with Machine came