--- product_id: 537609087 title: "Your Thirties Have Expired" brand: "stuff4" price: "£6.34" currency: GBP in_stock: null reviews_count: 13 category: "Stuff4" url: https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/537609087-your-thirties-have-expired store_origin: GB region: United Kingdom --- # Eco-friendly responsibly sourced board 5.7 x 5.7 inch perfect square size 360 micron thick premium cardstock Your Thirties Have Expired **Brand:** stuff4 **Price:** £6.34 **Availability:** ❌ Out of Stock ## Summary > 🎉 Your Thirties Expired, But Your Style Didn’t! ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Your Thirties Have Expired by stuff4 - **How much does it cost?** £6.34 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Currently out of stock - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.uk](https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/537609087-your-thirties-have-expired) ## Best For - stuff4 enthusiasts ## Why This Product - Trusted stuff4 brand quality - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Key Features - • **Laugh-Out-Loud Banter:** Hilarious 'Your Thirties Have Expired' design guaranteed to spark smiles and break the ice at any 40th birthday celebration. - • **Premium Feel, No Smudge:** High-quality one-sided gloss coating prevents ink smudges, ensuring your heartfelt message stays crisp and clean. - • **Made in the UK with Care:** Expertly crafted with eco-conscious materials and fast local turnaround, supporting sustainable celebrations. - • **Versatile Gifting for All:** Ideal for friends, colleagues, cousins, bosses, or neighbors—because everyone deserves a witty birthday shoutout. - • **Perfectly Sized for Impact:** Compact 5.7 x 5.7 inch square card fits perfectly in the included colored gummed envelope—ready to impress and post. ## Overview This Stuff4 40th Birthday Card combines premium 360 micron thick eco-friendly cardstock with a witty, smudge-proof design printed on a 5.7 x 5.7 inch square format. Made in the UK, it’s the perfect humorous greeting for men and women celebrating the milestone of turning 40, suitable for friends, family, and colleagues alike. ## Description desertcart.com : Stuff4 Funny 40th Birthday Cards for Men Women - Your Thirties Have Expired - Happy Birthday Card for Him Her Friend Cousin Work Colleague, 5.7 x 5.7 Inch Banter Joke Humour Bday Greeting Cards Gift : Office Products Review: Nice quality! - Nice quality Review: The product is great. I like it very much. - The product is great. I like it very much. ## Features - MAKE THEM LAUGH WITH THIS HILARIOUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD: This exceptional quality birthday card for her shows the design 'I regret to inform you that your Thirties have now officially expired". If you are looking for beautiful birthday greetings cards for her or him, then this funny happy birthday card is bound to make them smile. Not just for birthday gifts for her this could also be a birthday card for your Friend, Work Colleague, Cousin, Boss or Neighbour. - WHAT DO YOU GET: The card is printed on one side and BLANK ON THE INSIDE to allow you to write your very own message. The unique fun design is printed on a specially sourced and environmentally responsible board. At 360 microns thick the natural white one-sided gloss board has a quality look and feel. Supplied with a coloured gummed envelope to complement the design and ready to be sealed and sent in the post. - NO INK SMUDGES: There is nothing worse than writing inside a card to find that the shiny surface makes the ink smudge. This is why we use a high quality one sided coated board. The uncoated side will absorb more of the ink from your pen to make smudging a thing of the past. Happy birthday cards, Friend birthday card, Colleague birthday cards, 40th birthday card for women, 40th birthday cards for men. - SIZES: Greeting Card = 5.7 Inch x 5.7 Inch, Envelope = 6.1 Inch x 6.1 Inch, Card Thickness = 360 micron. Great friend birthday cards from work colleague. Cousin birthday cards from cousin, birthday card boss, best friend birthday card, friends birthday cards from bestie, special friend birthday cards, colleague card. - MADE AND QUALITY CHECKED IN THE UK: We print and manufacture all our product right her in the UK so you can be sure of a fast turnaround and a product that is expertly made. Using the very best premium board our card is conscious of the responsible management of the world's forests. ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | ASIN | B0B5RT6L7Z | | Best Sellers Rank | #42,145 in Office Products ( See Top 100 in Office Products ) #4,149 in Greeting Cards | | Brand | Stuff4 | | Color | 40 | | Customer Reviews | 4.8 4.8 out of 5 stars (2,250) | | Date First Available | July 4, 2022 | | Item Weight | 0.67 ounces | | Item model number | GCARD-145-EXPIRED-40-FBA | | Manufacturer | Stuff4 | | Manufacturer Part Number | GCARD-145-EXPIRED-40-FBA | | Material Type | Cardstock | | Number of Items | 1 | | Pre-printed | I Regret to inform you that your thirties have expired | | Product Dimensions | 5.71 x 5.71 x 0.1 inches | | Shape | Square | | Sheet Size | 145 x 145 | | Size | 5.7 x 5.7 Inch | ## Images ![Your Thirties Have Expired - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41KbatwEZYL.jpg) ![Your Thirties Have Expired - Image 2](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51NILmyQbeL.jpg) ![Your Thirties Have Expired - Image 3](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61f8GB9fjaL.jpg) ![Your Thirties Have Expired - Image 4](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61ghVtfHiRL.jpg) ![Your Thirties Have Expired - Image 5](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61rjaCTTNxL.jpg) ## Available Options This product comes in different **Color, Size** options. ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Nice quality! *by O***E on December 17, 2025* Nice quality ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The product is great. I like it very much. *by M***Y on July 26, 2025* The product is great. I like it very much. ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ It was a hit at a 60th birthday party for my brother *by S***C on November 25, 2025* Blank inside, so you can write all the "old people" joke you want. Funny card and my brother like it, gave him a laugh on that big 6-0 day! ## Frequently Bought Together - Stuff4 Funny 40th Birthday Cards for Men Women - Your Thirties Have Expired - Happy Birthday Card for Him Her Friend Cousin Work Colleague, 5.7 x 5.7 Inch Banter Joke Humour Bday Greeting Cards Gift - RUALOVE Funny 40th Birthday Card for Him Her, Hilarious 40 Year Old Birthday Card Gift For Husband Wife Dad Mom, Happy 40th Bday Gift Ideal --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/537609087-your-thirties-have-expired](https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/537609087-your-thirties-have-expired) --- *Product available on Desertcart United Kingdom* *Store origin: GB* *Last updated: 2026-05-16*