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Product Description Each pack of abusive balloons now contains x14 premium quality white balloons. So someone's birthday is fast approaching and you've decided it's best to not beat around the bush and simply let them know how old they actually are. These hilarious abusive balloons don't just have your usual "happy birthday" messages, nope these ones have 7 different mildly abusive messages guaranteed to have people in hysterics. Balloon messages include: - you're so old, you have an autographed bible. - You're so old, your birth certificate says expired on it. - I've seen stale raisins with less wrinkles. - When you were born, the dead sea was just getting sick - you're so old, the alarm goes off when you leave a museum. - You're so old, you went to an antique auction and 3 people bid on you. - You know you're old when friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes, when you're barefoot. Bring some laughter to the party. Box Contains 14 abusive balloons
J**N
Would highly recommend.
Very happy with these balloons.I saw these and dithered over getting them as they had no reviews and the product description was pretty vague, but in the end I went for it because the words on the balloons made me laugh (especially the museum one) and I'm very happy that I did.They arrived within 4 days of ordering which I was very happy with. The box says there are seven different sentences written on the balloons so I assumed that there were 7 balloons in the packet, but there is actually 14 (two of each phrase), which is good value for money I think. They are good quality balloons too, thick and none of them had a hole in and none popped. They all blew up fine (though I used a balloon pump). They stayed up for a 10 days before starting to deflate.I got them for my brothers 25th birthday and he absolutely loved them. Everyone who saw them laughed too and immediately started reading them all and they got a lot of compliments and questions about where I got them. They would be good for any birthday celebrations and are suitable for family gathering as they don't have swearing on them and are not potentially offensive like some other abusive balloon's, these are just genuinely funny phrases suitable for everyone.I'd happily buy these again.
A**R
Bought these for my mums birthday party and everyone had a good laugh at them all
Hilarious balloons. Bought these for my mums birthday party and everyone had a good laugh at them all. Great quality and are still a good size after about 3 weeks. Arrived quickly and great fun for a party if they birthday person is up for a laugh!
J**D
10/10
So funny; can be used for make/female. Delivered promptly and great value
R**S
Hilarious
Durable and easy to fill up.
L**E
Got exactly what's labelled, quite a few balloons 2 ...
Got exactly what's labelled, quite a few balloons 2 of each. Aren't the funniest jokes going but did crack some interest!
J**Y
Five Stars
Great item & Value. Highly Recommend it. Thank you!
S**S
great
These balloons were good quality and caused the desired reaction
M**N
Hilarious
They seem good quality. Not used them yet but can't wait.
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