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product_id: 3881478
title: "Apeshit"
brand: "iii mellick, carlton"
price: "£16.66"
currency: GBP
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reviews_count: 11
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# Apeshit

**Brand:** iii mellick, carlton
**Price:** £16.66
**Availability:** ✅ In Stock

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- **What is this?** Apeshit by iii mellick, carlton
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Apeshit

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Insanely disturbing and delightful
  

*by J***N on Reviewed in the United States on April 23, 2021*

Trying to summarize or describe a Carlton Mellick III novel is never easy or simple since they are so surreal and often nonsensical (in the best possible ways), but I will attempt to give a generalized attempt at it:What starts as a deliberately stereotypical, yet delightfully satirical, homage to classic horror movie/slasher premises gradually evolves (or maybe devolves) into one of the most insane and uncomfortably disturbing tales you will likely ever read. The POV cyclically shifts by chapter from one of each of the main six main characters to the next, around and around again. Like the premise, the characters are also the stereotypical teen architypes found in many popcorn horror movies. However, every time the focus comes back around to each of them you learn a little bit more about them that had not previously been revealed and every time it's that much more horrifying. You will keep thinking that it can't get worse than what you just read but it continually will.That's about all I'll say. If you aren't squeamish and you like things that make you feel all kinds of gross and weird inside, this story is for you. It is easily my second favorite book by Mr. Mellick III after Satan Burger.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ 4.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    The title speaks for itself
  

*by A***S on Reviewed in the United States on August 1, 2024*

Book was absolutely insane. This was the first CM3 book I read, and what a deep dive it was!

### ⭐⭐⭐ 3.0 out of 5 stars







  
  
    Ape$#!+ Indeed...
  

*by D***N on Reviewed in the United States on April 27, 2015*

Right off the bat I give this book three stars for a clever horror premise partially well executed. I won't spoil it, but the central premise of the book was a damn fine concept that I haven't seen used elsewhere in the genre and in parts, it made for a damn fine book. Where the author lost me is the characters. I'm not bothered by flawed unlikable characters, but every major character in this book just kind of randomly turns out to be some manner of gross, deeply broken mutated or self-mutilating freak and that's just... weird. That's "Gonzo Horror" I guess and if that kind of thing appeals you more power to you, but I found it all extremely offputting and distracting. Still, in parts this was a good book. It started well, ended well and had parts in between that I wouldn't consider a total loss, so yeah, three stars from me.

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