Does it come in no-Windows, or do I have to choose no-iOS or no-Android only?

Actually the nophone comes with its custom software that is a combination of no-IOS and no-Android, unfortunately the custom software hasnt any traces of no-Windows software.

It is a vaguely phone-shaped slab of plastic with a crude mirror attached! It is designed to annoy smart phone addicts. It works.

What is the resolution of the screen?

It's analog to digital to analog upscaled to 1080p resolution, but the shimmery effervescence of the prism screen makes it look almost 4k 3D.

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Description

📱 Ditch the Distraction, Embrace the NoPhone!

ZERO BATTERY ANXIETY - Never worry about charging or battery life again.
DESIGNED FOR THE BOLD - Stand out in a world of screens with a statement piece.
PERFECT FOR DIGITAL DETOX - Ideal for those seeking a break from the digital noise.
BREAK FREE FROM DISTRACTION - Embrace the art of being present without notifications.
ULTIMATE CONVERSATION STARTER - Spark curiosity and conversations with this unique accessory.

The NoPhone Selfie is a revolutionary product designed for individuals seeking to disconnect from their real phones. With no data plan, camera, battery, or Wi-Fi, it offers a unique solution for digital detox while being completely toilet-bowl resistant.

Reviews

M**R

Detox

Started smartphone detox in July? This has been a help. Overpriced for what it is.

22.11.2019

R**S

Four Stars

good gag gift, conversation starter

2.09.2016

K**C

I hope you don't get that ***** I got at customer service.

Custom service is a joke. I'd been calling and calling and no one would answer my calls. I finally got this one old dude on video chat but he just sat there mocking me, repeating everything I said but in this high pitched whiny voice that made me want to punch him in the face. All the while with a really malign, sardonic grin on his face....he kinda creeped me out.

13.09.2016

T**Y

It ended my modeling career

The high def mirror really shows my selfi imperfections too well. Also, the nophone storage capacity stinks...

30.12.2015

M**K

Assembly required.

Silliest thing since pet rock. For the price, it should have at least been assembled. Nice gag gift.

29.11.2016

J**N

great gag

Great gag, went over well, got lots of laughs

24.08.2019

C**D

I really like it

5.05.2016

W**E

Five Stars

This is more reliable and easier to use that any Apple Phone

1.10.2016

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