--- product_id: 147912862 title: "Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants" price: "£8.72" currency: GBP in_stock: true reviews_count: 13 url: https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/147912862-timmy-failure-the-cat-stole-my-pants store_origin: GB region: United Kingdom --- # Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants **Price:** £8.72 **Availability:** ✅ In Stock ## Quick Answers - **What is this?** Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants - **How much does it cost?** £8.72 with free shipping - **Is it available?** Yes, in stock and ready to ship - **Where can I buy it?** [www.desertcart.co.uk](https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/147912862-timmy-failure-the-cat-stole-my-pants) ## Best For - Customers looking for quality international products ## Why This Product - Free international shipping included - Worldwide delivery with tracking - 15-day hassle-free returns ## Description In the sixth book in Stephan Pastis’s hilarious series, Timmy is being threatened and must rely on his new partner to solve the mystery — and possibly save his life! Timmy is in Key West, Florida, ostensibly for the honeymoon of his mother and Doorman Dave — if they even got married, which Timmy doubts. Unfortunately for Timmy, crime doesn’t take a vacation. And because Total has fled to Cuba seeking political asylum, Timmy must rely on a new partner for help: Doorman Dave’s nephew Emilio. Meanwhile, a surprise newcomer shows up in Timmy’s life and, as if things couldn’t get more hectic, Timmy’s pants have been stolen by a six-toed cat. Review: total fought for the viet cong in cuba - if you have read this book let me just tell you that total did not go to cuba for food or for a better life. he was actually pulled into the vietnam war by the viet congs. he had to fight the japanese in cuba with his viet cong allies. the cubans were fighting in cambodia against south vietnam and the americans. and then the japanese advanced up north to key west, florida. timmy failure and his chinese kuomintang comrades easily defeated the japanese in key west. the japanese had no choice but to banzai charge timmy failure. however they realized that molly moskins stole their bayonets and smuggled them to russia. after that, timmy noticed a familiar face: corrina corrina. at first timmy was confused. but then he realized---corrina corrina was in collusion with the axis powers all this time! and she was helping the japanese take over all of asia, the germans take over all of europe, and the italians take over all of africa. and since corrina corrina found out where timmy was, she immediately shipped thousands of japanese troops to the florida keys. but she underestimated the great timmy failure who can see all of your sins. but timmy failure knew that he cannot defeat the evil corrina corrina all by himself and his comrades. he had no choice but to surrender. but just as he was about to put his hands up, his father, flying a captured mitsubishi a6m zero, flew out of nowhere and kamikazed corrina corrina. fortunately he jumped out of the airplane just before it was about to crash and survived. corrina corrina seemed to be dead. but when the smoke cleared, her body seemed to have something moving inside it. and then, a fist jolted out of her back and it ripped it open. what came out shocked everyone. benito mussolini hopped out of corrina corrina's skin and said "pasghetti!". everyone, including timmy failure, was extremely confused. and then benito mussolini drank a shot of japanese tea and hopped away. and then world war two ended. but the vietnam war in cuba was still happening, so timmy and his comrades decided to become viet congs. so he and his comrades were shipped to cuba to aid the viet congs there that were fighting the japanese. all of the japanese troops were defeated with minutes of fierce fighting because of timmy failure's greatness. that ended the war in cuba. but the other war going on in antarctica is still happening. the people there needed aid from timmy and his comrades in order to defeat the tangerine-scented molly moskins. so timmy and his comrades went to antarctica and fought against molly moskins. molly moskins had such powerful and brutal weapons which all launched tangerines at the speed of sound. timmy and his comrades were equipped with a few captured arisakas and grenades. it seemed that they were going to lose to molly moskins. but then, out of nowhere, total jumped onto molly moskins and popped her. when molly moskins popped, loads of tangerines flew out of her. and that is why she smells like a tangerine. thankfully, she was defeated and all wars were over. timmy and his friends celebrated by eating tangerines. the end. review written by Jeffrey Yuecheng Su, August 12, 2020 Review: My kids and I ADORE Timmy!!!! - Timmy Failure feels like a member of our family! The book is well written, funny and very informative. We may have to visit Key West to see where Timmy went! This whole series is worth your time. Enjoy!!! ## Technical Specifications | Specification | Value | |---------------|-------| | Best Sellers Rank | #107,424 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #205 in Humor About Law & Crime #577 in Children's Mystery, Detective, & Spy #1,888 in Children's Humor | | Customer Reviews | 4.7 out of 5 stars 637 Reviews | ## Images ![Timmy Failure: The Cat Stole My Pants - Image 1](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81KCddv7mWL.jpg) ## Customer Reviews ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ total fought for the viet cong in cuba *by J***J on August 12, 2020* if you have read this book let me just tell you that total did not go to cuba for food or for a better life. he was actually pulled into the vietnam war by the viet congs. he had to fight the japanese in cuba with his viet cong allies. the cubans were fighting in cambodia against south vietnam and the americans. and then the japanese advanced up north to key west, florida. timmy failure and his chinese kuomintang comrades easily defeated the japanese in key west. the japanese had no choice but to banzai charge timmy failure. however they realized that molly moskins stole their bayonets and smuggled them to russia. after that, timmy noticed a familiar face: corrina corrina. at first timmy was confused. but then he realized---corrina corrina was in collusion with the axis powers all this time! and she was helping the japanese take over all of asia, the germans take over all of europe, and the italians take over all of africa. and since corrina corrina found out where timmy was, she immediately shipped thousands of japanese troops to the florida keys. but she underestimated the great timmy failure who can see all of your sins. but timmy failure knew that he cannot defeat the evil corrina corrina all by himself and his comrades. he had no choice but to surrender. but just as he was about to put his hands up, his father, flying a captured mitsubishi a6m zero, flew out of nowhere and kamikazed corrina corrina. fortunately he jumped out of the airplane just before it was about to crash and survived. corrina corrina seemed to be dead. but when the smoke cleared, her body seemed to have something moving inside it. and then, a fist jolted out of her back and it ripped it open. what came out shocked everyone. benito mussolini hopped out of corrina corrina's skin and said "pasghetti!". everyone, including timmy failure, was extremely confused. and then benito mussolini drank a shot of japanese tea and hopped away. and then world war two ended. but the vietnam war in cuba was still happening, so timmy and his comrades decided to become viet congs. so he and his comrades were shipped to cuba to aid the viet congs there that were fighting the japanese. all of the japanese troops were defeated with minutes of fierce fighting because of timmy failure's greatness. that ended the war in cuba. but the other war going on in antarctica is still happening. the people there needed aid from timmy and his comrades in order to defeat the tangerine-scented molly moskins. so timmy and his comrades went to antarctica and fought against molly moskins. molly moskins had such powerful and brutal weapons which all launched tangerines at the speed of sound. timmy and his comrades were equipped with a few captured arisakas and grenades. it seemed that they were going to lose to molly moskins. but then, out of nowhere, total jumped onto molly moskins and popped her. when molly moskins popped, loads of tangerines flew out of her. and that is why she smells like a tangerine. thankfully, she was defeated and all wars were over. timmy and his friends celebrated by eating tangerines. the end. review written by Jeffrey Yuecheng Su, August 12, 2020 ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ My kids and I ADORE Timmy!!!! *by R***N on February 9, 2021* Timmy Failure feels like a member of our family! The book is well written, funny and very informative. We may have to visit Key West to see where Timmy went! This whole series is worth your time. Enjoy!!! ### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Grandson is 10 and loves these stories *by L***R on April 9, 2025* my grandson absolutely loves these stories. He’s 10 years old and was so excited to get these books. --- ## Why Shop on Desertcart? - 🛒 **Trusted by 1.3+ Million Shoppers** — Serving international shoppers since 2016 - 🌍 **Shop Globally** — Access 737+ million products across 21 categories - 💰 **No Hidden Fees** — All customs, duties, and taxes included in the price - 🔄 **15-Day Free Returns** — Hassle-free returns (30 days for PRO members) - 🔒 **Secure Payments** — Trusted payment options with buyer protection - ⭐ **TrustPilot Rated 4.5/5** — Based on 8,000+ happy customer reviews **Shop now:** [https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/147912862-timmy-failure-the-cat-stole-my-pants](https://www.desertcart.co.uk/products/147912862-timmy-failure-the-cat-stole-my-pants) --- *Product available on Desertcart United Kingdom* *Store origin: GB* *Last updated: 2026-06-08*