Accoutrements Dashboard Jesus

This is a very late review, as I bought this in 2023, but it is cute. However, the adhesive that comes with it is not good at all. It is still worth it despite the adhesive issue. I had to use another strong type of clear adhesive mounting tape I recommend that you get it to make it stay on. After that, I had no problems with Him falling off. I do like how He looks. It is fun to see Him move around as you listen to music, and it's not that big, maybe the size of your hand, almost.

Jesus is now inside my sister's car protecting her from the sins of the outside world. He is beautiful and very sticky. His color is as bright as the gates of heaven himself. My sister even stuck him to her forehead and was head banging and man did he hold on for that ride. His quality is nice he's a little scary lookin but overall it's our lord and savior Walter White.

It's really fun to watch Jesus dancing on my dashboard. Dude gets down!

Grandson loved it

The single best product I have ever purchased from Amazon...EVER!! I am a pastor and I have so many members of my congregation asking where I purchased my Dashboard Jesus! It is the perfect size and stays put when stuck in place. Get ready for a few laughs and the occasional opportunity to talk with your passengers about the real Jesus.

I bought dashboard Jesus for our road trip well-being/ watch over us. I have never had a more difficult trip in my life! Maybe he did the best at protecting is and it could have been worse? We went on a Las Vegas trip. Completely prepared for travel with brand new tires. Parked in the casino/ hotel parking garage. Came out to find someone stole my back driver side wheel off of my car and left our on a jack. We were literally getting in the car to travel back home, out of state. When this was discovered, we went to put spare tire on and it was flat. Hotel/ parking garage refused to let us use air to fill tire. Many Uber rides later we got a wheel and tire and put it on the car. Then we had to go for a police report, which could only be don't at the substation in person. We went to substation we were told over call with police to go to. Once there, police informed us that we had to go a different station and that station might be too busy to take report and suggested to try again the next day. We went to main station and they finally agreed to take report. On the road home, finally, we figured it would be good to get air in the spare just in case. None of the gas station air pumps were working. Finally found one and filled it up. Luckily, we had no further issues getting home, except extremely late and tired. Once we got home, Jesus jumped off the dash , hitting me (no longer sticking). He was only on the dash 5 days! I think Jesus gave up on is. Maybe we are just too much to look after. Or, Jesus was exhausted trying to keep us out of harms way and did the best he could with the subjects he had to work with. I am giving a 4 stars, only because it is Jesus and I don't want to piss him off. He did get is home without injury. And before people take offense to my review, I know God has a good sense of humor. Trying to find humor in a bad situation.

I randomly ran across the song "Plastic Jesus" on the radio and enjoyed it so much I had to join in the fun. I cleaned my dashbord with some isopropyl alcohol before sticking Jesus on there and the ornament seems to be staying put just fine through both hot and cold weather. My driving experience has greatly improved. Jesus wiggles, wobbles, and jumps up and down, never failing to make me smile. It's a great conversation piece.

Okay, maybe a little tacky, but I love having it on my dashboard. A little reminder when I'm driving to be kind and patient with other drivers.